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[hexeninmadchen]

So today I learned...

A) People really don't want to hire a German woman.
B) I think I have two stalkers.
C) Item A might be related to the fact I kept coming across wanted posters of myself for "Treason against The Crown"?

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[memoryistime]

...

Maybe you should stay indoors for a while.

[hexeninmadchen]

With vat food.

The hotel doesn't cater.

[memoryistime]

There should be vending machines with hot food in the hotel, you know. I'm about 100% certain of that.

You can live off of that for a while, unless if a more fulfilling meal is worth what sounds like a headhunt against you.

[hexeninmadchen]

Ah, so there is.

And if this goes on past our agreed time?

[memoryistime]

... I can pay for an extra week or two, but only if it goes on past it.

If it goes past it, I'll try to look into the situation.

[hexeninmadchen]

... Thank you, I'm not trying to impose.

[memoryistime]

Don't mention it. Please.

[hexeninmadchen]

Fine.

If you'd like to help at the moment, can you recommend anything to vatch or read since I have plenty of free time?

[memoryistime]

I can bring you a few movies, if you want.

[hexeninmadchen]

Dat vould be good.

[memoryistime]

Fine, I'll do that then in a bit.

[hexeninmadchen]

Thank you, apologies for making this more complicated than needed.

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[ogrewarrior]

So, are you grifter? Or destroyer? Not exactly looking to start any trouble, just came across some things after stealing a horse.

Attached is a selfie of Kaz, on a nightmare, holding a wanted poster of you.

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[hexeninmadchen]

Neither! I am a German university student who got left behind by her professor.

Don't tell me you take those stupid posters seriously!

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[ogrewarrior]

I do! Unless you can prove otherwise, miss witch.

He DID say you're not attractive, but apparently he had poor taste.

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[hexeninmadchen]

... Vat, "Miss witch"?

I don't care if I'm attractive! Why are you hitting on me!?

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[ogrewarrior]

I'm just asking why there's posters of you and spirits hunting you. That's it.

Also, because I just can't help myself around a pretty lady.

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[hexeninmadchen]

I have no idea! I don't have any ideas vat is going on!

And stop trying to schmooze me, you jackanape!

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[ogrewarrior]

Look, they're also hunting my friend and a kid, so you're the only lead I have right now.

Fine, I'll stop complimenting you. Got this nice bottle of wine for nothing I guess.

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[hexeninmadchen]

I'm being honest, I have literally no idea what's going on or why they're after me.

... I really don't vant to be drunk right now, it could kill me.

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[ogrewarrior]

Ain't got much other choice other than to believe you. Got amnesia or doppelgangers?

Like, health reasons, or 'can't let down my guard right now?'

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[hexeninmadchen]

I have forgotten much of the last year or so.

Latter.

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[ogrewarrior]

Maybe you did something?

Also, I wouldn't mind standing guard.

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[hexeninmadchen]

I don't think so?

Please don't. The hotel vould get nervous.

And call the police.

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[ogrewarrior]

Reasonable, I guess I'll ask Onni what he's done then.

Nah, I mean, come up, we share some wine, some talks, and I keep anything from busting into your room. It's sorta my schtick.

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[hexeninmadchen]

... No, the hotel, vill, call, the police.

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[ogrewarrior]

...Why? That swanky?

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[hexeninmadchen]

Not really.

But, Client privacy?

You look like a hobo?

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[ogrewarrior]

Not really a hobo.

You could let them know I'm coming up?

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[hexeninmadchen]

Vhy vould I?

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[ogrewarrior]

I dunno. I'm just asking, in case you wanted some wine, maybe some good, non-vending machine food, and company that ain't online.

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[hexeninmadchen]

Not vhen I don't know you, and currently can't trust noone, no thanks.

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[ogrewarrior]

Fair enough.

Though, I've got a pretty impressive resume, madam, and I'd rather help you and my friend against this... kingdom. Whatever it is that's hunting you.

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[hexeninmadchen]

I don't know, I don't care, and I vant to vatch the movies I vas brought. So buzz off.

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[ogrewarrior]

Fine. Whatever. Good luck fearing for your life.

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[hexeninmadchen]

I don't vhile I'm in here.